but
instead, I have spent the last 2 hours in the ER (quickest time in ER history!!)
Long story short! I was skate boarding... a Severin Von Ow-flip to bs tailslide bigspin flip out...
ok, that's a lie!!
it sounds way cooler than what really happened.
Ok, open scene.... Callie walking down the street, talking on cell phone to AT&T representative.
Callie: My iphone is not getting emails, the 3G is not appearing on my phone.
AT&T rep: well let me see here, it looks like the tow (tower, cut short by callie screaming profanities)
Callie: Oh F***k! F**k F**k hell F**k callie picks up phone with now shattered face, call goes to 'Call fail' F**K!!!!!
Owner of house walked outs: are you ok? well, guess you shouldn't be texting and walking!
Callie: I wasn't texting!! (dumbass -that was in my head) I tripped over your flipping unsafe sidewalk
Owner: oh, you should take a photo of that
Callie: with what, my broken phone! (I wasn't to nice to this man, I kinda feel bad)
30 seconds goes by, with callie still screaming colourful word. phone rings, callie answers
AT&T rep: (nice guy btw!!) Are you ok! what the hell happened?? are you all right?? seriously what happened.
Callie: oh, crap I hurt!
AT&T rep: what happened!!
Callie: my phone it's beeping now, I think the 3G is fixed! but hell, I hurt really bad, oh and my phone I think I need a new one!
................
Callie then calls BFF Blanca: B, come F***ing get me, I can't walk!
Ok,
The sidewalks are all tweaked from the very cold winter and I fell big time. Shatter my iphone! ripped the leather on my sandals! and now my foot is black, purple and very puffy!
and then there is my hand! same as foot! not to forget the large gash on my other foot!
Thank you B for taking me to the hospital! you are the best of best friends!! ever!!
By the way, the iphone still works.... just looks really ugly, and I have to be careful not to get glass in my fingers. So, tomorrow
NEW iphone!!
but now, big glass of wine and going to bed. I am going to be sore tomorrow!
xx
callie
Oh no! Callie! Hope you get better soon. Ouch!
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oh my gosh callie! i hope you heal quickly. i do find it hilarious that the representative called you back. she probably thought you were being attacked or something! feel better.
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